wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
I’m pretty sure I know what gif he’s talking about
Woke up at 7, cold and still tired because I was cold all night. Came out of my room and got jumped on by my roommate with birthday hugs.
Had morning worship with the team, then presents! Got given an awesome mug with birds on it, and gourmet tea. Went and got dressed while my roommate made me breakfast. Had breakfast, drank delicious tea, and got given a LAVA LAMP!!
Went to work… Was super bored til about 1pm. Two of my housemates came to work bringing me coffee and flowers, and then serenaded me with a guitar and made up songs for 20 minutes.
I left the bookshop to go do the post and banking. Met a nice young englishman and two girls who were raising money for victims of child abuse. Jaimie, the guy I talked to, hadn’t had anyone talk to him for an hour and a half, so I bought them all coffee and stayed and chatted to them for half an hour. They were super stoked. Best part of my day so far.
Since then I’ve been sitting in the bookshop trying to do TAFE, and looking at my pretty flowers.
THANK YOU ANON! YOU ARE FANTASTIC!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
lol :) :)